“Social Justice Yoga” Draws Privileged Crowd

CHAPEL HILL, NC — In a surprising twist of events, those attending “Social Justice Yoga” this past Friday were mainly white, upper-middle class and subtly condescending.

Attendee Courtney Blake called the event a great chance to talk about the need for changes in society with people of the exact same mindset and understanding of the world.

“I’ve never so free to just say what I felt, like, yeah I think the world needs to be changed and I’m not afraid to say that while doing Downward Facing Dog. And yeah, immigration policy needs to change,” said Blake to a crowd of white faces reminiscent of the cover of Being John Malkovich.

“It’s just good to feel accepted by people exactly like me, while also pretending to understand those with a completely different life experience.”

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