Department of Linguistics Releases Definition for “Hooking Up”

PRESS RELEASE FROM DEPARTMENT OF LINGUISTICS:

“It’s, well, yeah it’s ya know, ‘getting lucky.’ It’s not sex, well sometimes it is sex, but you sort of have to know who you are talking to in the situation. It’s usually not just straight up sex though. You have to be drunk though, right? Jim? Did we decide you have to be drunk? Fuck. We’ll get back to you.”

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