Local Glory Hole Gets Multiple Reviews on Yelp

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In an unexpected surge of social media hype, a glory hole located in Davis Library has received two reviews on Yelp!

One reviewer, janitor Jefferson Edwards, called the wall orifice, “a delight,” describing it as, “a rustic treasure that keeps giving! Whether you’re a first-timer or a regular,” he continued, “the Davis Library glory hole is sure to tickle your fancy.”

The hole, made in 2013 by UNC system President Thomas Ross, has had trouble gaining notoriety until recently. It is one of the installments of the “Useless Ovals We Pay For Collection,” that included the UNC-Duke portal.

Ross says he is happy to see the wooden portal to stranger sex is getting the attention it deserves.

“Kids these days don’t want to just read about a glory hole in the newspaper or hear it from their parents. They want to experience it first-hand,” Ross said. “I can’t wait to see how students, faculty, and staff get creative with this new resource.”

“Who knows,” he added, “I may wind up getting in there myself.”

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