by Chap Phillips | The Minor

Editor’s Note: Chap Phillips texted us the following review of Time Out last night.

10:30: going to country night actually, so not 100% sure I can write that article tonight.

10:36: if it’s time out, yeah, i’ll just swing by there drunk later. cool. cool. i’ll have it in by the morning.

11:02: just got here, so lt’s talk later about this, i’ll get the article in on time out, i know it’s important.

11:16: what time are you thinking, because I am kind of getting durnk already and I don’t want to stay out too late

11:25: noon. cool, cool, cool. plenty of time if i eat there late tonight. haha it’s hard beer is cheap.

11:26: thre only 25cents…

11:27: shit, meant to send as one text. fucking up.

11:29: burping is underrated

11:30: a lot mroe drink than i was epecting

12:02: might not be able to got u tht articles on tome goat drink

12:03: fuckin dunk, man. dude.

12:05: FUCK IT WE ARE GOIBG TO TIME OUT!!!!!!!!!!! WONT LT U DOIWN

12:12: so far man, GRANVILLEJESUS

12:15: why wuould make me walk so far

12:20: FUCK! WHR IS IT! THEYT MOVED?

12:21: THETYN FUCKIN MOVEDN NOT NAT GRNAIVMLE! WTF WGTF WHERE AREW THEN YNOW!

12:25: besidea wehre we were/couintry? goddamn we have to walk bacK? what ghe fuck fuck fuckin. i hate this shit. we have to walk bacK. it was right besdie country night?

12:30: just saw a man peettng a dog. where did they get the dog?

12:32: it was above us…bullshit. why didnt yuou say anyhign? we talled about ths. you said nothign. it was right above us….dickhole

12:35: neon signs are cool. make sre i say that in the article.

12:36: almost there, can smelll BISCUITS! CHEESEEEEEEEEEEE

12:40: about to order

12:41: why are polce in here…

12:41: they can tell, fuck

12:41: think they can tell?

12:42: chicken and cheese boyz

12:42: yeshhhhh

12:42: waitin….

12:42: want the biscuit

12:42: need the biscuit….

12:43: BISCUIT.

12:44: shit….that’s so good

12:45: 5/5

12:45: time out, this is the best

12:45: thats the title

12:46: “pause.time out: this is one good biscuit

12:46: great title

12:50: just publish this as article? this is good.

1:02: whoevr chees e is weird though, just left milk out…

1:05: one more biscuit, damn. police still here. cant stop the biscuit love. yum yum yum yum yum.