by Chap Phillips | The Minor
Editor’s Note: Chap Phillips texted us the following review of Time Out last night.
10:30: going to country night actually, so not 100% sure I can write that article tonight.
10:36: if it’s time out, yeah, i’ll just swing by there drunk later. cool. cool. i’ll have it in by the morning.
11:02: just got here, so lt’s talk later about this, i’ll get the article in on time out, i know it’s important.
11:16: what time are you thinking, because I am kind of getting durnk already and I don’t want to stay out too late
11:25: noon. cool, cool, cool. plenty of time if i eat there late tonight. haha it’s hard beer is cheap.
11:26: thre only 25cents…
11:27: shit, meant to send as one text. fucking up.
11:29: burping is underrated
11:30: a lot mroe drink than i was epecting
12:02: might not be able to got u tht articles on tome goat drink
12:03: fuckin dunk, man. dude.
12:05: FUCK IT WE ARE GOIBG TO TIME OUT!!!!!!!!!!! WONT LT U DOIWN
12:12: so far man, GRANVILLEJESUS
12:15: why wuould make me walk so far
12:20: FUCK! WHR IS IT! THEYT MOVED?
12:21: THETYN FUCKIN MOVEDN NOT NAT GRNAIVMLE! WTF WGTF WHERE AREW THEN YNOW!
12:25: besidea wehre we were/couintry? goddamn we have to walk bacK? what ghe fuck fuck fuckin. i hate this shit. we have to walk bacK. it was right besdie country night?
12:30: just saw a man peettng a dog. where did they get the dog?
12:32: it was above us…bullshit. why didnt yuou say anyhign? we talled about ths. you said nothign. it was right above us….dickhole
12:35: neon signs are cool. make sre i say that in the article.
12:36: almost there, can smelll BISCUITS! CHEESEEEEEEEEEEE
12:40: about to order
12:41: why are polce in here…
12:41: they can tell, fuck
12:41: think they can tell?
12:42: chicken and cheese boyz
12:42: want the biscuit
12:42: need the biscuit….
12:44: shit….that’s so good
12:45: time out, this is the best
12:45: thats the title
12:46: “pause.time out: this is one good biscuit
12:46: great title
12:50: just publish this as article? this is good.
1:02: whoevr chees e is weird though, just left milk out…
1:05: one more biscuit, damn. police still here. cant stop the biscuit love. yum yum yum yum yum.