OMG, your friends are always saying these HILARIOUS things! Here are the 5 BEST from this semester.
1. “Susan, the peanut butter doesn’t go in that drawer!” – Trey
She was about to put the peanut butter in the drawer, with like her pencils. Susan. OMG. Classic. #TypicalSuze #ClassicTrey #Witty #Funny
2. “What are we, a bunch a MONKEYS!?” – Mike
We were all ROLLING on the floor when Mike said this. Laughing so hard. Can you believe he would say that? In public at Lenoir?! He was almost yelling!?!?! I bet other people were totally looking and were like, “why are they laughing?” They won’t understand because they aren’t #InTheGroup
3. “Well maybe she should have thought of that BEFORE she had sex with him.” – Rebecca
All I gotta say is #True. I was laughing TOO hard.
4. “Wait, wait, hold up, what?!” – Tim
Confused as always. Just pay attention! Omg, making me laugh just thinking back about it. #ConfusedTim
5. “I’m just saying, when you think about it, most stereotypes aren’t made up, they come from somewhere.” – Mike
LOLZZZZZZZ. Omg, Mike’s actually such a racist.