By Your One Friend | The Minor

OHHHH MYYY GODDDDDD.

YOPO.

YES.

YES! YES! YES! YES!

Oreo Cookie. Cake Batter. Pumpkin Pie. Cinnamon Bun. Cotton Candy. Carolina Blueberry with strawberries, Twix bars and nuts. In a cone. In a waffle cone. In a cup with a spoon. Medium. Large. Small. Child.

FROZEN YOGURT. Slurp, slurp, slurp. UHHHH YUM.

After big exams, Tuesday classes, and cardio fitness Fridays. Toppings like Heath bar, sprinkles, those juice popping balls, oreo, granola, assorted fruits and Reese’s cups all mussed up. They put them in the middle. They do it for you. They swirl so much. So much frozen yogurt.

FUCKING YOPO. OH MY F’ING GOD!

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

POOOOOOOOOOOO

YOPO.

YUM.

Wait, they have Pumpkin Pie tonight? WHAT! ARE YOU SERIOUS!? We have to go, we have to go.

Mmmmmmm YOPO.

Did you know they are local? Yeah, local. And healthier than ice cream? Yeah, healthy.

Oh fuck. Oh yum.

Ghirardelli Chocolate. Southern Strawberry. Original Tart. Very Berry. Mocha Java. Vanilla Bean swirled with red velvet cake in a cake cone. Peppermint. Peanut Butter. No sugar added Vanilla. Cake Batter with crumbled Oreo cookie on top.  Georgia Peach with strawberries. 10 calories per ounce. Served in pie form. Pie.

OH GOD. SWEET JESUS. YOPO.