Bevii, If You Come at The King, You Best Not Miss

By Facebook | The Minor


You’ve known I run this market for too damn long to be coming at me with this bullshit. Don’t take it personally, I’ve been taking down these new kids since I started out. All in the game yo, and no disrespect but an email PR stunt just ain’t gonna do it.

Let me know when you have an Oscar-nominated movie made about your creation, then we can speak on it. ‘Till then, watch your back. I know you tryin’ to duel with the big dogs, but when you spar with puppies all day ain’t no running with the wolves.

The game ain’t for the weak of mind. And I don’t know if you’ll ever get it, but it ain’t money yo. It’s about respect. Fuckin’ around on an email service meant to inform students of crimes, you damn well know that ain’t right.

I see you now. Oh indeed, I see ya. But remember, Facebook don’t scare. And if you come at the king, you best not miss.

The Weigh-In: The State Fair

The State Fair has begun in North Carolina. What’s your take?


“The pigs were great this year. Multiple full thrust snouts. Some of the most beautiful, silky skins I’ve seen in years. Magnificent crop of swine.”

Tina Nort, Chemistry, ’16


“More like State Unfair. Fight the power!”

Thurston Plath, Women’s and gender studies, ’14


“Fried Oreos help me forget what happened.”

Trent Clyth, Economics, ’17