A List You’ll Totally Click-On: The 12 Questions You Will ABSOLUTELY Get During Your Robertson Interview

Interviews for first-year students to become Robertson Scholars are being conducted this week. If you have an interview, here are the 10 questions we KNOW you will get.

1. Would you like a glass of water?

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2. Oh, you are too good for water? So, you don’t want my water. What about this mustard I spilled on my tie? Are you gonna eat that? Would you eat that for the Robertson?

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3. What about these Swedish Fish that were laying on your roommate’s pillow? Are those good enough, would you eat those? Huh!?

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4. What about this gummy worm that dropped on the ground? You gonna eat that for the scholarship? You better eat that if you want it..so, you gonna eat it?

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5. You gonna shove these old  hushpuppies from Cookout we found in the sink down your stupid gullet?

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6. We’re looking for bold leaders. The kind that would eat this pre-sucked caramel candy off the the floor. How bold are you?

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7. Okay, the caramel’s too much…then just this old pastry we found in our fridge? Will you put that in your insignificant piehole?

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8. Oh, you prepared more for a case interview? How about these jellybeans laying on the book Case In Point?

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9. Well then just eat them out of my belly button? The other candidates did…life begins at the end of your comfort zone…

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10. Too much. No, I get it. Then just this egg salad sandwich we found on a storm drain, that works for your right?

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11. Or that same egg sandwich relocated to a golf cart?

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12. Last question. What, would you say, are your strengths and weaknesses?

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