The Talk-Around: Wendy’s Booty Call


Joseph, 1:15 a.m.

you up?

Wendy’s, 1:17 a.m.

yeah…you know i’m open 24/7

Joseph, 1:18 a.m.

wanna chill?

Wendy’s, 1:20 a.m.

what does that even mean…

Joseph, 1:21 a.m.

i’m just around, got a lot more work in Davis and wanted to see if maybe you’d want to hang out for a little bit

Wendy’s, 1:23 a.m.

okay, well i’m open 24/7, like i said, so if you want food i’m here

Joseph, 1:24 a.m.

wanna roll to my place?

Wendy’s, 1:26 a.m.

I don’t deliver.

Joseph, 1:27 a.m.

ah fuck, just one time?

Wendy’s 1:29 a.m.

I don’t deliver, Joe.

Joseph, 1:30 a.m.

aww shit, okay. can i get some buns if i roll through maybe 🙂

Wendy’s, 1:32 a.m.

Wendy’s, 1:32 a.m.

all my buns are prepared fresh, just like the rest of my ingredients if that is what you are asking.

Joseph, 1:34 a.m.

hahah just having fun.

Joseph, 1:37 a.m.

i’ll be over soon. we’ll have some privacy right?

Wendy’s 1:40 a.m.

there are other people here sometimes, so i can’t promise that

Joseph, 1:41 a.m.

but we’ll be able to chill just kind of you and me?

Wendy’s, 1:43 a.m.

you can wait with everyone else

Joseph, 1:45 a.m.

no cuts for your main dude?

Wendy’s, 1:48 a.m.

don’t start with the main dude bullshit, if you want some great food at even greater prices, i’ll be here. but don’t make this more than it is. it’s late at night, you’re hungry, i want to give you food and we are going to make it work. just cut the shit, the same way i handcut fries each and every morning.

Wendy’s, 1:58 a.m.

come over if you want to though

Joseph, 2:00 a.m.

i’ll roll through soon, almost done at davis

Wendy’s, 2:05 a.m.


Joseph, 2:07 a.m.

you can fuck around, but at least don’t pretend it’s not good when i show up in a few minutes

Wendy’s, 2:09 a.m.

yeah, well, quality is our recipe