When three streakers in rubber masks entered her Economics 101 class today, lecturer Rita Balaban chased them down and unmasked two. What’s your take? 

“It’s kind of weird that the whole class saw Balaban’s balls.”

Ross West, Economics, ’17

“I’ve been in my office, fist-pumping to the Rocky theme song for the past few hours, so, you know, no office hours today.”

Rita Balaban, Senior Lecturer, Economics

“I can’t believe she nabbed [Thom] Tillis and [Art] Pope. I’ll get ’em off, though. We’ll be back.”

Pat McCrory, Governor of North Carolina